Stratasys makes another bloated printer that's better for gaming than printing (the print head didn't work anymore).
Infuriatingly, the printer only had two USB ports and wiped everything after each boot-up, so I had to reinstall DOOM without the keyboard, swap out the flash drive for the keyboard, and then play DOOM on the keyboard without the (very slow) embedded computer freezing and crashing.
4/10
Do you have a device you'd like me to play DOOM on? Let me know!